WARNING

The hell yeahing depicted in this game is performed by a professional forearm on a closed, entirely imaginary course.

Do not attempt to hell yeah on public roads.

Never drink and drive. Don't smoke. Always wear your seatbelt. Obey all traffic laws. Respect the deer. Call your mom.

Do your hell yeahing in the game, not on the streets.

No deer were harmed in the making of this game. They are polygons. They do not feel anything. Probably.

FORGING FOREARM...

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GOATSOFT

challenge everything (except the beer)

THE "DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER" EXPERIENCE™

HELL YEAHSIMULATOR

now with 300% more forearm

PRESS ENTER TO HELL YEAH

WS gas / brake (W+S burnout)

AD steer (hands recommended)

B crack a cold one (two-handed)

C smoke a cig (4 drags)

G flex the forearm

Q (hold) hand out the window

H / SPACE HELL YEAH

V graphics mode F honk

R radio M mute P pause

MOUSE hold + drag to look around

E answer the phone

T world theme (desert / vice)

K choose a mask U 📼 mixtape

while driving, type the number of the beast...

GRAPHICS: BUCKSHOT

MASK: 🙂 BARE FACE

HELL YEAH POINTS

☆☆☆☆☆

HEAT

0.0 MI

BLOOD ALCOHOL

LUNG HP

CAR INTEGRITY

STEADY HANDS

MPH

HELL YEAH METER

ONE-HANDED DRIVING

♥ 70 BPM

PAUSED

the goat is contemplating

P to resume

VOL. 6663:33 AM EDITIONPRICE: ONE (1) BEER

LOCAL GOAT KING DIES DOING WHAT HE LOVED

"Hell yeah," witnesses report him saying, moments before.

🚗💥🐐

Artist's rendition. The artist was also drunk.

PRESS ENTER TO RESPAWN — (HE'S BACK. HELL YEAH.)

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COUNTY OF NOWHERE

KING, A. — #666

BUSTED

PRESS ENTER TO POST BAIL (WITH BEER)

WHO ARE YOU TONIGHT?

◀ ▶ choose • ENTER wear

THE STORM HAS PASSED

GRADE A

PRESS ENTER TO KEEP DRIVING

📼 MIXTAPE

Load your own music files (mp3/ogg/wav). They stay in this browser — never uploaded.

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STORM THEMELOAD

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